Movies: Janet Varney
- 2004
Catwoman (2004)
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Liquidated after discovering a corporate conspiracy, mild-mannered graphic artist Patience Phillips washes up on an island, where she's resurrected and endowed with the prowess of a cat — and she's eager to use her new skills... as a vigilante. Befor...
- 2008
Drillbit Taylor (2008)
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Dealing with a sociopathic school bully, three high school freshmen hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them, not realizing he is just a homeless beggar and petty thief looking for some easy cash....
- 2016
Norm of the North (2016)
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Polar bear Norm and his three Arctic lemming buddies are forced out into the world once their icy home begins melting and breaking apart. Landing in New York, Norm begins life anew as a performing corporate mascot, only to discover that his new emplo...
- 2021
Injustice (2021)
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When Lois Lane is killed, an unhinged Superman decides to take control of the Earth. Determined to stop him, Batman creates a team of freedom-fighting heroes. But when superheroes go to war, can the world survive?...
- 2011
Best Player (2011)
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After his parents decide to move to a retirement home in Florida, professional gamer Quincy “Q” Johnson (Jerry Trainor) must find a way to raise 175,000 dollars to buy his family home. After hearing about a tournament for the game “Black Hole” with a...
- 2011
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer (2011)
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Third-grader Judy Moody sets out to have the most thrilling summer of her life....
- 2023
Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie! (2023)
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The holiday season has arrived, and brilliant but accident-prone Steve Urkel has already ruined his local celebration by publicly humiliating a shopping mall Santa. In his attempt to make things right and score some nice points with the big guy in th...
- 2016
Diani and Devine Meet the Apocalypse (2016)
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A struggling comedy duo discovers that surviving the apocalypse is almost as difficult as surviving in Hollywood....
- 2007
Dante's Inferno (2007)
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A darkly comedic travelogue of the underworld - set against an all-too-familiar urban backdrop of used car lots, gated communities, strip malls, and the U.S. Capitol. And populated with a contemporary cast of reprobates, including famous - and infamo...
- 2011
The Selling (2011)
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For most people affected by the recent housing market crash, the impact was financial. Super nice real estate agent Richard Scarry has an additional burden: the paranormal....
- 2012
Burning Love (2012)
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A single fireman looks to fan the flames of passion as he mingles with a pool of romantic interests in this spoof on reality dating competition shows....
- 2024
But I'm a Shoe (2024)
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This is the story of a woman who wanted to fly comfortably, so she used a new service called “Objectified Travel” just to be reminded that the grass isn't always greener....
- 2019
RiffTrax Live: Day of the Shorts: SF Sketchfest 2019 (2019)
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Bill and Kevin are joined onstage by the great Paul F. Tompkins, and together they host and riff an amazing set of bizarre short films. The shorts cover every subject under the sun (y’know, because “Day”), from workplace safety to childhood safety to...
- 2010
Nic & Tristan Go Mega Dega (2010)
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A day in the life of 10 year old skateboarding twins...
- 2015
The Thrilling Adventure Hour Live (2015)
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A concert film designed to bring the live Thrilling Adventure Hour experience to those unable to attend a recording of the show was filmed, as a result of the $165,000 that was raised through the show's Kickstarter campaign....
- 2019
Planet Claire (2019)
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They call her Planet Claire cause she's the size of a planet, but 11 y.o. Claire turns her insults around. She is a planet and if you're lucky maybe she'll let you stay....
- 2013
Present Tense (2013)
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'Present Tense' is a time-travel comedy short that takes place during the wedding of Alex and Cynthia. Things quickly spiral out of control when the groom's future-selves start popping in to ruin the nuptials. Soon, the bride and groom are watching i...
- 2005
Back to Norm (2005)
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TV pilot for a sketch comedy show starring Norm MacDonald...